import time from random import choice

def minecraft_craving(): reasons = [ "因为苦力怕需要被关爱", "要测试新发现的红石电路", "末影龙在召唤我", "村民的交易需要监督", "我的钻石镐在哭泣" ]

print("系统检测到强烈游戏欲望...")
time.sleep(1)
print(f"原因分析: {choice(reasons)}")
time.sleep(1)
print("解决方案执行中 -> 启动Minecraft")
print("⛏️ 正在努力挖矿...")

# 假装启动游戏（实际需要安装官方启动器）
try:
    import minecraft_launcher_lib  # 这是个真实存在的第三方库
    print("专业提示：可使用 minecraft_launcher_lib 库实现真正启动")
except ImportError:
    print("(此处应有游戏启动音效: C418 - Minecraft音量渐强)")

if name == "main": print("紧急通知：") print("███╗░░░███╗██╗███╗░░██╗███████╗████████╗░█████╗░██████╗░██████╗░") print("████╗░████║██║████╗░██║██╔════╝╚══██╔══╝██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔══██╗") print("██╔████╔██║██║██╔██╗██║█████╗░░░░░██║░░░██║░░██║██████╔╝██████╔╝") print("██║╚██╔╝██║██║██║╚████║██╔══╝░░░░░██║░░░██║░░██║██╔══██╗██╔══██╗") print("██║░╚═╝░██║██║██║░╚███║███████╗░░░██║░░░╚█████╔╝██║░░██║██║░░██║") print("╚═╝░░░░░╚═╝╚═╝╚═╝░░╚══╝╚══════╝░░░╚═╝░░░░╚════╝░╚═╝░░╚═╝╚═╝░░╚═╝") minecraft_craving()